Mr Mulligan's Lost World Of Golf

Okay, let’s be honest for a second. When you hear “crazy golf,” you probably picture a rickety windmill and a clown’s mouth that hasn’t been painted since 1994. Adorable? Sure. But let’s be real—it’s a bit meh. Then along comes Mr. Mulligan’s Lost World Of Golf, a place that basically tells that tired windmill, “Hold my putter, I’m having an adventure.”

Nestled in the heart of Clacton-on-Sea (yes, the seaside town your nan loves), this isn’t your average minigolf course. It’s a full-blown prehistoric playground. We’re talking two epic 18-hole courses—the Jungle and the Dinosaur—that make you feel like you’ve stumbled onto the set of Jurassic Park, if Jurassic Park had been designed by someone with a wicked sense of humor and a thing for water hazards shaped like pterodactyls. Giant jungle foliage? Check. Volcanoes that actually smoke? Check. A roaring T-Rex that might just distract you during your putt? Absolutely check. I nearly carded a hole-in-one, but a giant mechanical raptor made me flinch. I’m blaming him. It’s fine.

Here’s the best part: it’s not just for the kids. There’s something genuinely grown-up about the challenge. The courses are cleverly designed, with tricky slopes and cunning obstacles that’ll make you reconsider your life choices as your ball rolls backwards into a swamp. And if you’re feeling competitive, grab a beer from the Lost World Bar—because nothing says “I’m winning this” like sipping a cold one while your friend’s ball gets eaten by a fiberglass fern. It’s the perfect blend of childish wonder and adult-friendly chaos.

Need a break from putting? The Lost World also has a Jurassic-themed driving range, because why smack balls into a net when you can smack them toward a mock volcano? And for the little ones (or the big ones who refuse to grow up), there’s a dino-themed adventure golf area that’s easier, but still packed with enough roaring creatures to make you smile. Honestly, the whole place feels like someone said, “What if we made golf feel like a fever dream, but in the best way possible?” And they nailed it.

So, whether you’re a scratch golfer who secretly loves putting bogeys or a total newbie who just wants to laugh at your partner’s meltdown, Mr. Mulligan’s is the cure for the ordinary. It’s a reminder to play, to get a little silly, and to enjoy the fact that sometimes, the best way to unwind is to putt a ball through the jaws of a styracosaurus. Go on, grab your putter, embrace the chaos, and remember: in the Lost World, a bad shot is just a good excuse for another round. Now go forth, and may your putts be true (and your dinosaurs friendly).