Products Offered By Big R La Junta
So, you’ve found yourself in La Junta, Colorado, and your engine is making a noise like a bear gargling gravel. Or maybe you just need a giant bag of fertilizer and a new pair...
So, you’ve found yourself in La Junta, Colorado, and your engine is making a noise like a bear gargling gravel. Or maybe you just need a giant bag of fertilizer and a new pair of work boots. Don’t panic. You need to go to Big R—the store that sells everything you didn’t know you needed, and a few things you definitely didn’t know existed.
First, let’s talk about the tractor section. This isn’t your grandpa’s rusty tractor—though they probably sell parts for that, too. Big R has shiny new machines that cost more than a modest house. You can buy a zero-turn mower that turns so fast, it’ll make you dizzy. Pro tip: do not test-drive one on a full stomach. The G-force is real.
But here’s the surprise: Big R is also the unofficial candy store of the plains. Walk past the saddles and you’ll find a wall of snacks that would make a vending machine weep. They stock pickle-flavored sunflower seeds and beef jerky that could double as a belt. One bite and you’ll have enough protein to pull a plow. True story: a single stick of their “Premium Smoked” lasts longer than a marriage in Hollywood.
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Need to feed a small army? Check out the 50-pound bag of dog food that also works for chickens, goats, and your neighbor’s loud kids. The label says “for canine consumption,” but we all know what happens when the zombie apocalypse hits. That bag will be currency. Big R also sells live chicks in spring. Yes, live, peeping, fluffy chicks. You can buy an incubator, chick feed, and a heat lamp—all in one trip. By summer, you’ll be an accidental chicken farmer. No judgment.
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Now, let’s get to the horse equipment. Big R has saddles that cost more than a used car, which is fine because your horse demands luxury. But the real steal is the horse fly mask. It looks like a mesh sleeping bag for a pony’s face. I bought one for my cat, and she looked like a tiny, furious astronaut. It was hilarious. The staff didn’t blink. They just asked if I needed matching boots for the cat.
Here’s the shocking fact: Big R La Junta sells tractor tires that weigh more than a grizzly bear. Seriously, one tire can hit 800 pounds. You don’t buy that tire; you adopt it. They’ll forklift it into your truck, and your suspension will scream for mercy. Do not drive over a pothole. You’ll wake up in a different county.
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Finally, the clothing section is a time machine. You can buy a Carhartt jacket that will outlast your car. The pants have so many pockets, you can carry a sandwich, a screwdriver, and a novel. I once met a rancher who lived in his Big R overalls for three weeks during calving season. He smelled like dirt and triumph. They’re that durable.
So, whether you need a $5,000 winch or a $3 bag of farm-fresh kettle corn, Big R has your back. Just do not pet the chicks unless you’re ready to buy them. Trust me—they’re cuter than a basket of puppies, and they will break your heart if you leave without one. You’ve been warned.